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Smokeheim
12-28-2006, 12:28 AM
The dolphins have heard how I plan too eat them and their kin!! They have now decided too launch a pre-emptive strike against humanity! They must be canned along with the tuna who have decided too form a cunning alliance with the majestic sea mammal. Don't be fooled by those Flipper like programs that show dolpins too be cute and beautiful, even regal in some cases. They are merely lies by the capitalist pig dogs and evil secret societies' that control us all. Next time your believing your 'safe' in your boat in the sea, remember, dolphins can attack you there. Go armed and go ready, go too Wolfeys house and get his personal howitzer before the dolphins get you!! Too arms my brothers, we have a war too win and dolphins too be tinned!!

http://in.today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=worldNews&storyID=2006-12-27T070809Z_01_NOOTR_RTRJONC_0_India-281526-1.xml&archived=False

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Licensed Luny
12-28-2006, 02:23 AM
Hmm. Guess that lady looked like Smokey.

Hell³
12-28-2006, 12:10 PM
I wish there was a video of that... I can imagine the producer thinking... "hmmm, should I put this on funniest animal planet videos or animal attack videos... hmmm"

HeliogabaluS
12-28-2006, 12:11 PM
i hate them weird fish!
imagine all of thoise retarded children that have to swim with those beasts!
good thing those fuckers are on the "close to extintion" list!
we wont have to put up with em ' much longer!!

Smokeheim
12-29-2006, 07:10 AM
Now I know why I love The Prophet.. Same enemies, same views... Ahhh tis good too see the wise in the same place :cool: :p :cool:

wolfey
01-01-2007, 05:25 PM
My personal howitzer is not available smoke.

It is permanately mounted in the tower right next to the ammo elevator and flak jacket. It cannot be removed. Sorry. You guys are more than welcome to a couple cases of MRE's and a pallet of C4 if you want though. I'm running low on detonater's though. So you'll just have to blow the whole pallet at once.
good hunting.